The Paragraph below is translated from the original alien text included in “Memoires of a Plutonian“.
After close observation, the purpose of the ‡µ∑ªπ species aka Humans, is to transform different types of liquids they ingest from one end, into a clear yellowish fluid they produce from another end. They can sip all forms of liquids like water, and a white liquid that comes from cows, dark liquids from different beans and plants, in addition to yellow, clear and other colorful liquids they drink at late night, and other types of fluids…
This processed liquid they produce seems to be essential to them and their ecosystem, for they secrete it and transport it in special underground ducts to reach the sea. The reason of adding it to the sea is still unclear and needs further observations. However, one of the hypothesis is that this is a salinization process for acidifying the oceans to reverse the effect of dilution of water by the rain, and rivers.
Observation 15 made on 165-Januarus-2k15